I'm Silly Girl Running. And I'm supposed to run a marathon this Sunday. And I'm scared sh#tless about the whole thing. Just wanted to inform you about that.
I know it's your job to crush marathoners near the 20-22 mile / 32-35K mark. And yes, I know the 'talk' about the hole in the wall is a big fat lie - at least, as far as you're concerned. You're there: got it. Point taken. I should be afraid. Very afraid. No worries, I am.
But please, dear Wall, I would highly appreciate it if you would fail to make an appearance this Sunday.
Silly Girl Running