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..."That dress would look so much better paired with Newton running shoes. Preferably the pink Newton racing flats."
...That walking down the aisle part goes on and on and on. Run, Kate, Run! Running down the aisle would also make it more fun to watch. At least, in your opinion.
...You're wondering whether or not the dress has built-in briefs.
...You have this 'brilliant' idea of marketing RazzyRoo headbands with a veil attached. Brilliant. Just brilliant.
...When looking at the carriage ride, you find yourself thinking 'isn't the London marathon finish line at that exact same spot?'.
Disclaimer: I don't have the marriage bug. Had it as a little girl, but lost it somewhere along the line. It happens. I'm not bitter, and I don't have a broken heart to blame. I'm just not the girl to sob over a wedding. Sorry. And yes, I AM a girl. Just checked and the obligatory parts are still there.